things i definitely do not want for thesis show


  • chocolate waterfall
  • goldfish
  • dildos
  • shag carpet (on the floor, i might be fine with a shag carpet as a surface)
  • people berating me for my work
  • people spitting on my work
  • people throwing poops at my work
  • a toilet
  • meanies
  • jerks
  • people that suck
  • bubblegum on my shoe
  • dog doot'
  • a dancefloor
  • people throwing bouquets
  • traditional marriage
  • rush limbaugh
  • my uncle who likes rush limbaugh
  • my sweaty body
  • just the sweat from my body
  • a pile of actual trash
  • cat doot'
  • slimer from ghostbusters